An actual conversation between me and my friend, sometimes contributing member, the Krispy Kreme Korrespondent.....
Krispy Kreme Korrespondent (i.e. the alternative KKK): oh i bought you a box of chicken pies
Krispy Kreme Korrespondent: from that pie shop
Sui Mai says: a box of chicken pies??
Sui Mai says: who do you think I am?
Sui Mai says: homer simpson?
Krispy Kreme Korrespondent: yeah but i forgot about your carbs thing
Krispy Kreme Korrespondent: so no worries ill eat them
I am now seriously worried. #1. Did she seriously think I could eat a whole BOX of pies?? #2. Is she now going to eat a whole BOX of pies by herself?
Yeah, about the carb thing... trying to avoid some of it in an effort to maintain a bigger bust to belly ratio. It's a constant battle I tell ya!
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