Monday, February 06, 2006

The Cheetos Conspiracy

Partial account of an actual email I received from my roomate in Uni:

"Did you know that the guards for Saddam said that cheetos were his favorite food in jail? I read it in GQ magazine (accurate news source). they said that he would go crazy if they gave him froot loops cause he only liked crunchy raisin bran cereal and that he was totally addicted to cheetos and would eat a family size bag in one night. hahahaha I'm not saying that there's a personality-cheetos link or anything...I'm just saying!"


I can't BELIEVE the hand-holding slut just tried to link me with Saddam!

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